Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How long do chickens work?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do you make antifreeze?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?