Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How long do chickens work?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?