What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do jokesters study in college?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do fish do at parades?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?