What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?