Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?