What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What shape has a knighthood?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?