Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What tea do footballers drink?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do mice need oiling?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which singer could always break a five?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?