Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do snowmen get information?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do elephants have trunks?