What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?