Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?