Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What vehicles are in the best shape?