Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?