What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a doll's favorite car?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a pirate's favorite color?