Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?