How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
Why is summer always sad?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What car can you only see twice a year?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call the king of vegetables?