How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?