What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which president loved to take baths?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?