What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?