What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do billboards talk?