Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the noisiest food?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?