Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What did the salad say to its dad?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do football players deal with their problems?