What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What sports are both plant-based?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?