What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
You read my mind!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?