Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What says: oom oom oom?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?