Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What's the friendliest national park?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do naked fish play with?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do ants go to eat?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?