What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which plant has the best roar?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?