What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do bees chew?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How does the sun listen to music?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a dog in space?