If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?