If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do cows like being told jokes?