Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?