Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do Scottish toads play?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?