Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Burger King®.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the slowest 5k?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?