What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
Why was the mime upset?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do you care for a sick bird?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?