What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?