Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the opposite of irony?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?