Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why is a doctor always calm?
It's allergy season again?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do nosey peppers do?