Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do bees buzz?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?