Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are winter days great?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?