Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a henway?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?