What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?