Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?