Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Do dads always snore?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?