Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?