What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?