What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?