What says: oom oom oom?
A cow walking backward.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What bird is losing its hair?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do bees get to school?