Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do stars go to college?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the artichoke so generous?