Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How does a lion greet other animals?
It's Crowded!
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do sprinters eat before a race?