Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?