What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was the math book sad?
How does a taco bless the table?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?