What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?