What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What shape has a knighthood?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do snowmen go to dance?