What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?