What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where was Noah born?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?