Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Where do birds go to drink?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are ghosts always single?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do surfers go to school?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?