Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What shape has a knighthood?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?