What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you talk to a giant?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's the richest basketball team?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?