What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What says: oom oom oom?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do snowmen get information?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.