Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?