Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?