What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do you make a cow float?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What car always breaks the rules?