What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Back to school.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the fish blush?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?