Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do basketball players like cookies?