Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the math book sad?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?