Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Where do books sleep?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do math teachers eat?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did spring break up with winter?