Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?