Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a forklift?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?