Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Did you know about April 1st?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which family member has tusks?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?