Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?