Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?