What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?