What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
How does a squid go into battle?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did one plate say to the other?