Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?