A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call bears with no ears?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What shape has a knighthood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?