A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?