Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the bunny upset?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?