Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?