What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a pig thief?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?