What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What tree has the most bark?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the loudest sport?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?