What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do cats love to work?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?